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Am I supposed to talk about myself here? Jeez, what can I say that won't sound completely conceited? I'm a handsome 3 foot, disease free, one eyed troll with god-like humility and a firm belief in God. I have a spacious footbridge to keep the rain from my head and challenge anyone who dares to tramp across it. I'm fiercely honest, loyal, understanding, true & love kids (they're crunchy and taste especially good with ketchup!).. I believe that every person has a Yinyang (opposite but equal) out there and I'm tired of meeting the princess who only thinks of herself. If there's going to be an unconditional loving relationship between two species (or even the same species for that matter) there have to be these seven things: Utmost Respect, Complete Honesty, Open Communication, Understanding, Admiration, Loyalty & Trust. Spicing it with Romance & Passionate Lust for each other and you have the kind of love that poets dream and fairy tales are made of! My family thinks I'm crazy, my brother-in-law thinks I'm gay and my friends don't know what to think. I've been a single Troll for over 6 years now, but I'm looking for a real princess this time.
For a Troll, I'm actually pretty easy-going. I enjoy riding my bike along my river, being awed and fascinated by nature, indulging in the occasional human watching expedition, contemplating the vastness of the universe and being one of God's perfect creatures. As a single parent to a handsome 6 foot Ogre boy, I have become quite good at hunting, gathering AND preparing food! I enjoy cooking for someone else, but when it's just me, a frozen chicken patty or ham sandwich will do. What's that? How did a Troll get an Ogre for a son? Well, I married a Forest Sprite and that's what happens to Trolls and Forest Sprites when they have children! Eh? What happened to the Forest Sprite? To make a novel into a short story, there were a couple of the things missing in our relationship. We separated, she found a Dragon and had a couple of Leprechaun with him, then found a Giant and has since settled down with him.
I love romance and I'm looking for someone else who shares that love. I'm looking for an honest, witty, spontaneous, sincere and intelligent princess to become best friends with. We should be able to stand to be with each other for more than five minutes at a time and always part wanting more! I'm looking for a girl who’s willing to communicate herself, her thoughts and feelings, so we can get to know each other intimately and despite knowing all of that, we still look at each other with admiration and respect. The most important thing in my life is my son first then all the rest of the children in the world. I will lay myself on the line to protect the innocence of a child. I’m looking for someone who loves kids. I love to get down on the ground and play with the little kids, 'cause I'm a boy and we never grow up. :-P Can you see the world through their eyes and wonder at the small bit of the universe that they see...as they see it? Can you look up at the sky and see the possibilities? Can you see the beauty in a blade of grass?
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